From: Kong's Endless River Of Bile
Date: 06 Apr 2009
Time: 17:55:47
Remote Name: 63.239.248.1
Not bad for a comic book based film. The story actually made sense unlike another 2008 blockbuster comic book film I need not name. Jeff Bridges is great as usual, but whenever I see him in a movie anymore it just makes me miss "The Dude." They should have snuck in a classic dude line like "human paraquat," just for us hard core Big Lebowski fans. But anyway, yeah, almost didn't recognize Jeff with the bald head and beard. It's really not a bad look for him. Robert Downey Jr did his usual Robert Downey Jr, I don't think he's really an actor, he's just himself in every film. You could mish-mash all his films into a new movie and it would work, because no one would notice even the slightest change in character. Gwyneth Paltrow was about as interesting as watching mildew grow in your shower. These actors need to have a "best if used by" date stamped on them and after that day you throw them away and get some fresh talent. Aren't we sick of leftovers yet? Unless they can reinvent themselves ingeniously like Geoffrey Rush or Heath Ledger (R.I.P.) they should be allowed a certain number of movies and that's it, then they are sour milk, good for nothing else but the old tosserooni into the "Land of Phil." And don't give me any of that "recycling" bullshit, they've made their money, they don't have to do anything else the rest of their days but snort coke and bang hotties, they've got it better than most of us can ever dream of so waste no pity on these washed up actors. OK back to the film, um, yeah, pretty entertaining, OK story, maybe even worth watching twice, but that's a big maybe. But I have a question. Why the fuck are so many superheroes rich people in real life? I think that's fucking crap when the rich superhero stops the evil bank robber from stealing the poor innocent bank's money. Hello!! Banks are the real theives! Ever heard of fractional reserve banking? It's not enough for these greedy motherfuckers to be creating massive amounts of money out of thin air, but then they have to go to the government and steal a bunch more out of the public treasury! All so their execs can get billions in bonuses for running the banks into the ground with bad lending practices!! We need superheroes that burn banks to the ground (with the bankers still in them) for the good of the people, not superheroes that stop a few thieves from making a living stealing from a very deserving victim. Why not reincarnate Robin Hood as a super suit wearing ass kicker?
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